The Filmland Chronicles Copyright 2012 by Neill Fleeman Originally written for a midwestern newspaper, Neill Fleeman recounts the adventures of working in films large and small in his entertaining series The Filmland Chronicles. Scene 1: Hooray For Hollywood! Scene 2: Don't Shoot, I'm Only An Extra! Scene 3: The Extra Speaks! Scene 4: Die Extra, Die! Scene 5: Never Give Up! Scene 6: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Premier Scene 7: The Kid Sells Out Scene 8: The Pitch Scene 9: The Third Act Scene 10: Ishtar Meets MI-4: The Filmland Chronicles, Dubai Edition Scene 11: You Wanna Be A Producer